Scene 1
Prince Dan(Combing hair and act narcissism):Mirror mirror,on the wall,tell me,who is the prettiest man in the world?

Mirror:It's You! Prince Dan!

Prince Dan:(very happy)Thank You mirror!(face audience)I'm Prince Dan and the magic mirror said that I'm the prettiest man in the world!But Ying Zheng is a jealous man,I'm afraid that he will kill me if he knew that I'm the prettiest man in the world!(touch face,act narcissism)What should I do?Where is my wife?

Minister:Honey,I am here.(Walk in slowly and wink eyes to Prince Dan)

Narrator:(Take out a remote and pause,stop acting like frozen)*cough*Please excuse me for interrupting,but I'm here to make things clear.Well,it's clearly seen that that our prince is in love with our minister but do not mistaken that that the minister is a male,she's female actually so do not worry of having a gay prince.(Take out remote and press play...Drama continues...)

Prince Dan:I have told you a hundred times that you should call me"my most beautiful,graceful",handsome charming,cute,smart and dearest Prince Dan'!

Minister:Sure,honey!But now our priority is to solve your worries.I have a good idea though,we can find an assassin to kill Ying Zheng...(put hand on neck act killing)

Prince Dan:Oh yeah!But...who should we sent?

Minister:After the audition held on last week,I have two promising persond on my hand.One is Miss Li Mo Chou,another is Mr.Jin Ke.Tomorrow,they will fight for the title No1 killer of the world.

Prince Dan:Well,lets go and have a look tomorrow.

Minister:Yes,honey~

Scene 2

Jin ke:Are you Li Mou Chou?

Li Mo Chou:Yes ,I am

Jin ke:(jingle bell,jingle bell)I'm Jin ke ANd i will let you know I'm the No1 Assassin in the world!(very arrogant)

Li Mo Chou:Are you challenging me?(tiao mei)

Jin ke:Of course!

Li Mo Chou:Come on then!

(Aside they two pull out sword and run to each other.They battle for nearly 15 minutes and Li Mo Chou starts to feel tired.Jin Ke takes the advantage and keep attack her.At Last)

Li Mo Chou:(fall to the ground and dead)

Jin Ke: Wahahahaha~muahahaahah~ we heheheheheeheheeh~

(Aside Jin Ke finally stop laughing and walk to Prince Dan)

Prince Dan:How are you?

Jin Ke:Fine,thank you,and you?

Prince Dan:Oh my god! Chould you give me an innovative answer to"How are You"?

Jin Ke:Sure! Again then

Prince Dan:How are you?

Jin Ke:Fine,Thank You,and your wife?

Prince Dan:(faint in the arms of minister)

Jin Ke:Hey, man,I'm kidding!

Prince Dan:Oh,I'm kidding too.May I have your name card,please?

(Jin ke hand a piece paper to Prince Dan,Prince Dan read it and stun...Minister took the papper out of Prince Dan's hand and show it to audience after read it)

(Show the paper-To be or not to be,that's a question)

Minister:(Take a look at the statue of Prince Dan,sigh and say)Jin Ke,we need your help.

Jin Ke:I'm very busy.

Prince Dan:(Shake head,recover and say)I can pay 100million!

Jin Ke: I'm very busy!

Minister:Gold card? Platinum Card? Black Card?

Jin Ke: I am very busy!

Minister:(Point at someone)Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world.If you say OK,she is yours

(Beautiful girl wave wink to Jin Ke)

Jin ke:(wipe saliva and cough)I have to admit she is a very sexy and beautiful,but TCM is my only love!
(Sing~I want nobody nobody but you I want nobody nobody but you)

Prince Dan:Seems like we have to use our last card~Ladies and gentlemen,this is Lipton Slimming tea.It is a brand new product of Unilever China.

Jin Ke:(very'ji dong')Slimming tea! My wife always threatens to leave me if I don't lose weight!

Minister:Well then,do you want it?(Grab from Prince Dan hands and start to seduce Jin Ke)

Jin Ke:(Kneel on one leg and clutch minister hand)Anything! I'll do anything in exchange for the slimming tea!

Prince Dan& Minister(High 5)Yeah!

Scene 3
(Jin Ke walks in front with his wife while Prince Dan and Minister at behind)

Minister:JIn ke,we have already reached Yishui River

Jin Ke:Just stop here,please.Farewell,my friends

Prince Dan:I will miss you,baby.
(Minister glare at him,Prince Dan hug Monister away...)

Jin Ke:(Look Back)Darling,I love you.

Jin ke's Wife:I love you too! you are everything to me in this whole world!

Jin ke:I love you more.In spite of you and the whole silly world going to pieces around us,I love you

Jin ke's Wife:Well,you must promise me...(keep look past Jin ke)promise me that you will Survive...that you will never give up...no matter what happens...no matter how hopeless...promise me now,and never let go of that promise

Jin Ke:I promise you
(Jin ke's Wife wave JIn Ke goodbye while he walk into the boat and boat leave.A man come out and hug her)

Jin ke's Wife:Phew...Lucky you're here to remind me my lines.Anyway,it's a good day to die.He'll never come back.Never....never...(Wicked smile)

Man:Finally he's gone and we could be together from now on...

(SHe smile to man and take out her handphone and call Minister)

Minister:(Hug by Prince Dan)Hello?

Jin ke's Wife:Hey,it's me!Thank You very much.As soon as I get the payment of 50 Billon from Jin Ke life assurance,I will transfer half of it to your account.

Minister:Ok,goodbye.(Cut off line)Everything's done honey.Now we just have to wait for Jin Ke to die.

Prince Dan: Hohoho,that's good.With those money we won't have to worry about our country's fanancial problems!Hahaha~

Aside:Jin Ke that was sent to Qin was finally killed by YingZheng

THE END